21 September 2009

Another plea for help...

Hi there. Lisa the dog (also known as the Woof, Woof-baby, Woofzilla, Woofer, Woof-shaka, and the ever popular Stinky-face) speaking. Awhile back I hijacked my mommy's blog. If you missed it, you can check it out by clicking here. Needless to say, no one came to help. Then I found out my daddy had a blog (it took me a little while to learn about it since he does stuff with it so infrequently), so I decided to take it over too. Look, things are still different here. I don't like different. Sure, my parents are trying to bribe me with turkey, but the fact is still that my (and it was mine) apartment is gone. Sure, I get my own room here, but my human parents decided they would wall me off downstairs while they slept upstairs. How am I supposed to show my love by pushing them out of bed in the middle of the night if I can't even get to the bed? AND they got a new comforter and they won't even let me eat it like the last few. Jerks.

In case you still need convincing that I need rescuing from this place, I'm going to put up some photos. I'll guide you through them and you can see for yourselves how awful my parents are.

Colorado 2009 and Random Photos

See what I mean? Doesn't that look great? So first they leave me for a whole week to go to that fabulous place, and then they change my world around completely. So, I'm asking one last time. Please come save me from these meanies. If you don't, I'm going to start mounting the resistance. No piece of turkey will be safe.

1 Comments:

At 9:00 AM, Blogger Christine:) said...

Lisa, I feel your pain. I used to have full reign of my house too until we moved and Mom and Dad decided that they would have "new rules" in the "new house".... They also swear that colder weather makes me shed like a mother, but I think the stress of having a toddler constantly climb on me like I'm a horse has more to do with that than a little snow.
Either way, furniture is off limits. Whatever.

Oh, and they think they're "protecting" me from making me stay off the bed because I apparently tore a ligament when I lept off their bed last time around....I think they're making that up too.
Hang in there.

Maybe one day you, me and Max can all get together and destroy stuff together.
Rocky;)

 

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